Euro Update 27-08-2018 : Real Madrid hit FOUR past Girona; Dembele wins it for Barca; Napoli make excellent comeback

Real Madrid Bale

Girona 1-4 Real Madrid

Girona scorers: Borja García (16′)

Real Madrid scorers: Sergio Ramos (39′ PEN), Karim Benzema (52′ PEN, 80′), Gareth Bale (59′)


LaLiga – Matchday 2

Venue: Municipal Montilivi

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPNFC

16′ Goal! Girona 1, Real Madrid 0. Borja García (Girona) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the top right corner.

33′ Pedro Porro (Girona) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

39′ Goal! Girona 1, Real Madrid 1. Sergio Ramos (Real Madrid) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the high centre of the goal.

52′ Goal! Girona 1, Real Madrid 2. Karim Benzema (Real Madrid) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom right corner.

58′ Substitution, Girona. Cristhian Stuani replaces Anthony Lozano.

59′ Goal! Girona 1, Real Madrid 3. Gareth Bale (Real Madrid) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Isco with a through ball following a fast break.

60′ Substitution, Real Madrid. Raphael Varane replaces Marcelo.

65′ Marc Muniesa (Girona) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

67′ Daniel Carvajal (Real Madrid) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

71′ Substitution, Girona. Aleix García replaces Pere Pons.

77′ Substitution, Real Madrid. Luka Modric replaces Isco.

79′ Substitution, Girona. Aday Benítez replaces Pedro Porro.

80′ Goal! Girona 1, Real Madrid 4. Karim Benzema (Real Madrid) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Gareth Bale.

86′ Karim Benzema (Real Madrid) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

87′ Substitution, Real Madrid. Lucas Vázquez replaces Gareth Bale.

 

Real Valladolid 0-1 Barcelona

Barcelona scorers: Ousmane Dembélé (57′)

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPNFC

49′ Enes Ünal (Real Valladolid) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

57′ Goal! Real Valladolid 0, Barcelona 1. Ousmane Dembélé (Barcelona) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Sergi Roberto with a headed pass.

60′ Gerard Piqué (Barcelona) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

64′ Substitution, Real Valladolid. Keko replaces Borja Fernández.

70′ Substitution, Real Valladolid. Duje Cop replaces Enes Ünal.

76′ Substitution, Barcelona. Arturo Vidal replaces Ousmane Dembélé.

84′ Substitution, Barcelona. Malcom replaces Coutinho.

87′ Substitution, Real Valladolid. Daniele Verde replaces Toni Villa.

87′ Substitution, Real Valladolid. Daniele Verde replaces Toni Villa.

 

Atletico Madrid 1-0 Rayo Vallecano

Atletico Madrid scorers: Antoine Griezmann (63′)

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPNFC

29′ Álvaro García (Rayo Vallecano) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

36′ Substitution, Atlético de Madrid. Thomas Partey replaces Juanfran because of an injury.

63′ Goal! Atlético de Madrid 1, Rayo Vallecano 0. Antoine Griezmann (Atlético de Madrid) left footed shot from very close range to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Stefan Savic following a corner.

66′ Substitution, Atlético de Madrid. Koke replaces Ángel Correa.

69′ Substitution, Rayo Vallecano. José Pozo replaces Santiago Comesaña.

69′ Substitution, Rayo Vallecano. Álvaro Medrán replaces Gaël Kakuta.

76′ Substitution, Atlético de Madrid. Gelson Martins replaces Antoine Griezmann.

77′ Substitution, Rayo Vallecano. Sergio Moreno replaces Álvaro García.

88′ Koke (Atlético de Madrid) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

 

Borussia Dortmund 4 – 1 RB Leipzig

Dortmund scorers: Mahmoud Dahoud (21′)Marcel Sabitzer OG (40′)Axel Witsel (43′)Marco Reus (90+1′)

RB Leizpig scorers: Jean-Kévin Augustin (1′)

MATCH EVENTS

1′: GOAL LEIPZIG!!! WHAT?! Witsel gives up the ball, Diallo and Akanji completely collapse in the back in just thirty seconds and Jean-Kévin Augustin puts it home!

7′: Dayot Upamecano carded for a late foul on Delaney

9′: Roman Bürki makes a terrible clearance that Augustin manages to block. Fortunately for Bürki he can’t control it and the ball goes out for a goal kick. Still, that’s not an encouraging sign.

19′: Jean-Kévin Augustin is limping off the field… we’ll see if he comes back.

20′: Delaney fires from the left side! Saved by Gulácsi at the near post! Reus takes a shot! Also blocked!

21′: GOAL DORTMUND!!! What a header from Mahmoud Dahoud! He contorts his body ridiculously in midair to get on Schmelzer’s cross and gives Gulácsi no chance!

23′: Marcelo Saracchi fouls Pulisic for like the sixth time today and gets a yellow

28′: Big save from Bürki! Augustin blows past the backline a second time but this time Bürki makes the one-handed stop!

32′: Piszczek is getting fucking destroyed today and he needs to be taken off. Forsberg gets past him but loses the ball with a bad first touch.

36′: Forsberg goes for the far post! Burki quick to make the catch.

40′: GOAL DORTMUND! It’s an own goal!! Reus puts a free kick into the box and it deflects off of Marcel Sabitzer’shead perfectly past Gulasci! What placement!

43′: GOAL DORTMUND! Holy shit it’s a bicycle kick from Axel Witsel! Pulisic sends in a good corner kick for the first time today, Delaney smashes his header and forces a great save from Gulasci, but Witsel scores the rebound!

HT Borussia Dortmund 3 – 1 RB Leipzig What a half!


46′: Timo Werner Marcel Sabitzer . Rough day for Sabitzer.

46′: We’re back!

48′: Delaney fizzes a cross in front of the goal! No one’s quite close enough to capitalize.

49′: Dahoud’s shot deflects out off of Upamecano.

50′: WHAT A VOLLEY FROM KLOSTERMANN!! WHAT A SAVE BY BURKI!! Wow!!!

53′: Forsberg fires an easy shot and Burki almost spills it and has to fall on the ball. The eternal contradiction of Roman Burki.

57′: Reus sets up Dahoud! Oh, he’s hit it over the bar with a bad touch.

67′: Forsberg goes down in the box! Great cross from Klostermann! …nope, offside flag is up.

69′: Marius Wolf Max Philipp

72′: Matheus Cunha Jean-Kévin Augustin

75′: Mahmoud Dahoud carded for kicking the ball away. Dumb decision by him.

77′: Jadon Sancho Christian Pulisic

85′: Werner gets past his marker and fires! Burki makes the save again! Good day for him, 1st minute goal aside.

85′: Bruma Diego Demme

87′: Raphaël Guerreiro Marcel Schmelzer

90+1′: GOAL DORTMUND!!! Sancho finds Reus, Reus rolls it past Gulasci to the far post! It’s a great day for Dortmund!

FT Borussia Dortmund 4 – 1 RB Leipzig Dortmund survives a nightmare first minute to start with a big win!

 

Napoli 3-2 Milan

Napoli scorers: Piotr Zielinski (53′, 67′), Dries Mertens (80′)

AC Milan scorers: Giacomo Bonaventura (15′), Davide Calabria (49′)

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPNFC

15′ Goal! Napoli 0, Milan 1. Giacomo Bonaventura (Milan) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Fabio Borini with a headed pass.

30′ Suso (Milan) is shown the yellow card.

30′ Lorenzo Insigne (Napoli) is shown the yellow card.

49′ Goal! Napoli 0, Milan 2. Davide Calabria (Milan) right footed shot from the right side of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Suso.

53′ Goal! Napoli 1, Milan 2. Piotr Zielinski (Napoli) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by José Callejón.

58′ Substitution, Milan. Tiemoué Bakayoko replaces Lucas Biglia.

63′ Substitution, Napoli. Dries Mertens replaces Marek Hamsik.

66′ Ricardo Rodríguez (Milan) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

67′ Goal! Napoli 2, Milan 2. Piotr Zielinski (Napoli) right footed shot from outside the box to the bottom right corner following a corner.

71′ Substitution, Milan. Diego Laxalt replaces Fabio Borini.

72′ Substitution, Napoli. Amadou Diawara replaces Piotr Zielinski.

73′ Substitution, Napoli. Sebastiano Luperto replaces Mário Rui.

80′ Goal! Napoli 3, Milan 2. Dries Mertens (Napoli) right footed shot from the left side of the six yard box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Allan.

81′ Substitution, Milan. Patrick Cutrone replaces Giacomo Bonaventura.

 

Juventus 2-0 Lazio

Juventus scorers: Miralem Pjanic (30′), Mario Mandzukic (75′)

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPNFC

30′ Goal! Juventus 1, Lazio 0. Miralem Pjanic (Juventus) right footed shot from outside the box to the bottom right corner.

45’+1′ Alex Sandro (Juventus) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

52′ Marco Parolo (Lazio) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

60′ Substitution, Juventus. Douglas Costa replaces Federico Bernardeschi.

64′ Substitution, Lazio. Milan Badelj replaces Marco Parolo.

64′ Substitution, Lazio. Joaquín Correa replaces Luis Alberto.

66′ Sergej Milinkovic-Savic (Lazio) is shown the yellow card.

69′ Substitution, Juventus. Emre Can replaces Miralem Pjanic.

75′ Goal! Juventus 2, Lazio 0. Mario Mandzukic (Juventus) right footed shot from the left side of the six yard box to the high centre of the goal. Assisted by Cristiano Ronaldo.

79′ Substitution, Lazio. Riza Durmisi replaces Sergej Milinkovic-Savic.

81′ Douglas Costa (Juventus) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

85′ Substitution, Juventus. Rodrigo Bentancur replaces Sami Khedira.

87′ Emre Can (Juventus) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

 

Bayern Munich 3 – 1 1899 Hoffenheim

Bayern scorers: Thomas Müller (23′)Robert Lewandowski (83′ pen.)Arjen Robben (90′)

Hoffenheim scorers: Ádám Szalai (57′)

MATCH EVENTS

1′: We’re off!

10′: Alaba launches a powerful shot that Bičakčić blocks with his nards.

21′: Kasim Adams sticks out a leg and knocks over Kingsley Coman, who had just snuck the ball past him

23′: GOAL BAYERN!! Bayern wins a corner and Thomas Müller knocks it in! The defense gave him acres of space and he punished them for it!

29′: Leonardo Bittencourt kicks Martínez in the knees

34′: Joelinton with a big miss! He gets to the cross behind the backline and he somehow puts it wide from an easy angle!

37′: Save! Coman weaves through the defense and fires but his shot is well-blocked by Baumann!

43′: Pavel Kadeřábek catches Ribéry in the calf

45′: Kingsley Coman is down after a bad tackle from Schulz and he looks in serious pain.

45+2′: Nico Schulz gets a card for the foul after a long delay

45+4′: Arjen Robben Kingsley Coman

45+5′: Thomas Müller gets a card for knocking over Bittencourt, but it looks really soft

HT Bayern Munich 1 – 0 1899 Hoffenheim Bayern up a goal but without Coman. Increasingly ugly match so far.


46′: Steven Zuber Vincenzo Grifo

46′: We’re back!

54′: Arjen Robben le cuts inside but fails to finish his trademark move by just a couple yards

56′: Lewandowski scores! No, it’s offside. Good call.

57′: GOAL HOFFENHEIM!! Some crisp passes slice through the Bayern defense, it’s Ádám Szalai who finishes it off by smoking Martinez and forcing into the far side from a difficult angle!

61′: Zuber fires, Thiago’s deflection slows the shot and Neuer claims.

67′: Kevin Akpoguma Kasim Adams

67′: Leon Goretzka Javi Martínez

69′: Baumann went up for a punch and collided with his own captain Vogt.

73′: Håvard Nordtveit Kevin Vogt . Vogt looks very injured and is limping off the field.

77′: Zuber with a great touch and a shot but Neuer’s got it well-covered.

78′: PENALTY!!! Ribéry down in the box after Nordtveit’s tackle!! And it’s so soft on replay.

79′: GOAL BAYERN!! Lewandowski’s shot is saved! But Arjen Robben collects the rebound! But it’s being looked at by VAR!! Encroachment by Robben?? …yes, he’s called for it!!!! The goal is canceled and they’re redoing the penalty! I think Baumann was also off his line?

83′: GOAL BAYERN! This time Robert Lewandowski sends Baumann the wrong way and buries it! That was a total shitshow.

84′: James Rodríguez Franck Ribéry

86′: GOAL BAYERN!!! Goretzka fires, it deflects off Thomas Muller’s back and into the net! VAR AGAIN!! Did it hit Muller’s elbow???!! It did! Another Bayern goal struck out!

89′: Robben sidefoots the ball towards the far corner but he doesn’t have good contact.

90′: SAVE! James gets a great chance but Baumann puts out the danger!

90′: GOAL BAYERN!!! Robben scores off the throw-in! Disaster at the back, Akpoguma falls asleep and gets completely bamboozled!

90+3′: Lewandowski fires to the left corner! He misses just barely!

FT Bayern Munich 3 – 1 1899 Hoffenheim Bayern begins with a win as the Bundesliga gets the season off to a fucking bizarre start

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